Cael. 8.1Quō locō possum dīcere id quod vir clārissimus, M. Crassus, cum dē adventū rēgis Ptolemaeī quererētur, paulō ante dīxit: Vtinam nē in nemore Pēliō — " Ac longius mihi quidem contexere hoc carmen licēret: Nam numquam era errāns hanc molestiam nōbīs exhibēret Mēdēa animō aegrō, amōre saevō saucia.At this point I can say what that most distinguished man Marcus Crassus said a little while ago, when complaining of the arrival of King Ptolemy: 'Would that never in the Pelian grove —' And indeed I could weave this poem further: 'For never then would a wandering mistress cause us this trouble, Medea, sick at heart, wounded by cruel love.' Cael. 8.1" Sīc enim, iūdicēs, reperiētis quod, cum ad id locī vēnerō, ostendam, hanc Palātīnam Mēdēam migrātiōnemque hanc adulēscentī causam sīve malōrum omnium sīve potius sermōnum fuisse.For so, gentlemen, you will find, as I shall show when I come to that point, that this Medea of the Palatine and this change of residence were the cause for the young man either of all his troubles or rather of all the gossip. Cael. 8.19Quam ob rem illa quae ex accūsātōrum ōrātiōne praemūnīrī iam et fingī intellegēbam, frētus vestrā prūdentiā, iūdicēs, nōn pertimēscō.Therefore, relying on your good sense, gentlemen, I have no fear of the things which I perceived from the prosecutors' speech were already being prepared in advance and invented.
Cael. 8.19Aiēbant enim fore testem senātōrem quī sē pontificiīs comitiīs pulsātum ā Caeliō dīceret.For they said there would be a senator as a witness who would declare that he had been beaten by Caelius at the pontifical elections. Cael. 8.19Ā quō quaeram, sī prōdierit, prīmum cūr statim nihil ēgerit, deinde, sī id querī quam agere māluerit, cūr prōductus ā vōbīs potius quam ipse per sē, cūr tantō post potius quam continuō querī māluerit.I shall ask him, if he comes forward, first why he took no action at once; then, if he preferred complaining to taking action, why he preferred to complain when brought forward by you rather than on his own account, so long afterwards rather than immediately. Cael. 8.19Sī mihi ad haec acūtē argūtēque responderit, tum quaeram dēnique ex quō iste fonte senātor ēmānet.If he answers me shrewdly and cleverly on these points, then at last I shall ask from what source this senator springs. Cael. 8.19Nam sī ipse oriētur et nāscētur ex sēsē, fortasse, ut soleō, commovēbor;For if he rises and is born of himself, perhaps I shall be moved, as I usually am; Cael. 8.19sīn autem est rīvolus arcessītus et ductus ab ipsō capite accūsātiōnis vestrae, laetābor, cum tantā grātiā tantīsque opibus accūsātiō vestra nītātur, ūnum senātōrem esse sōlum quī vōbīs grātificārī vellet inventum.but if he is a rivulet drawn and channelled from the very fountainhead of your accusation, I shall rejoice that, although your accusation relies on such great influence and such great resources, only one single senator has been found who was willing to oblige you.
Cael. 8.19"Dē teste Fūfiō."'On the witness Fufius.' Cael. 8.20Nec tamen illud genus alterum nocturnōrum testium perhorrēscō.Nor, however, do I dread that other kind of witnesses, the nocturnal ones. Cael. 8.20Est enim dictum ab illīs fore quī dīcerent uxōrēs suās ā cēnā redeuntīs attrectātās esse ā Caeliō.For they have said there would be men to declare that their wives, returning from dinner, had been molested by Caelius. Cael. 8.20Gravēs erunt hominēs quī hoc iūrātī dīcere audēbunt, cum sit eīs cōnfitendum numquam sē nē congressū quidem et cōnstitūtō coepisse dē tantīs iniūriīs experīrī.Weighty men they will be who dare to say this on oath, since they must admit that they never began to seek redress for such great wrongs even by a private meeting by appointment.